Questions Which Should Not Require Answers
Posted on November 23rd, 2008 in Life
Could these questions and answers be put on standardized tests, or drivers license tests, or something, so that everyone will know the correct answers?
1. When shopping in a crowded grocery store on the Sunday before Thanksgiving, you should:
a. move at twice the speed of everyone else
b. plow through intersections without so much as looking to see if anyone else is there
c. stop in such a way that no one can get past you
d. NONE OF THE ABOVE
2. True or false: When the person driving the car in front of you is slowing to make a turn, and has their turn signal on, you should honk your horn.
3. True or false: Clinical depression really just means you’ve been feeling sorry for yourself.
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November 24th, 2008
You know, no matter how many houses they build in the clue-free zone, it seems like there’s always room for more. I’m surprised that that neighborhood doesn’t explode from overpopulation. . .
But I think we may be kidding ourselves that people don’t know the answers to those questions. It would be nice to think that was the problem, but I don’t think it is.
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November 24th, 2008
I tend to get into trouble because I move at half the speed of everyone else. That really makes many people angry. I try to stay out of the way, but still- I’m slow and I’m supposed to be fast.
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November 25th, 2008
I think they need to have schedule shopping hours. One time slot for the speed racers and a different one for the slow pokes. They should also have one for the ones that will just move along at whatever pace seems to be right for the moment, and do so respectfully.
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