If I’d Been on Twitter, Here’s What I Would Have Tweeted

I’ve been mostly off twitter for several hours tonight; first at a Girl Scout meeting and then while writing an article which is due tomorrow.

I can’t turn off the tweets in my brain, though, so to keep them from piling up, I typed them into a separate Word document.  Yes, I had to do this.  If I had typed them into Twitter I would have gotten sucked into actually reading tweets as well.

So now, I give you “If I’d Been On Twitter, Here’s What I Would Have Tweeted.”

Hotmail search sucks.

Are you kidding me, new Hotmail?  I can’t shift-click to select a group of messages to delete?

Apparently I didn’t give dd an appropriately angry response for losing her homework. She’s gone to dad for a better one.  Darn me for keeping my cool!

Write or Die does NOT work when you’re writing a magazine article, you’re not sure what you’re doing, and no one will leave you alone!

Resisting temptation to look at Twitter!

Husband says Colbert will be doing a Christmas special!

OK, I admit it, I saw a few tweets when Twitterrific popped up.  Sounds like #ip4 is/was terrific!  Yay everyone who is/was there!

When I do research and interviews, I want to explore what does it mean on a deeper level, how does it tie together, what does it say about us as human beings. I don’t think that’s the kind of article they want. I wonder who would want it?

Just remembered that my editor for this article follows me on Twitter.  Hi, Mary!

I need to eat.  Brain food, FTW!

The thermostat is at 70, and I’m freezing my ass off.  What gives?  Hard to concentrate.

Blankets FTWWWWW…

Page one finished FTW!

I’m still freezing and I really don’t want to do this.

Seriously hating the Apple earbuds.  But they’re all I’ve got at the moment.

Going to try some Chai tea to warm me up.

Reading a blog, laughing hysterically, and calling it research.

716 words on the (virtual) paper, 716 words…

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.  People are weird.

Seriously losing momentum and thinking about bed. (for Wendy:  What, thinking of bed still?)

Should I stay up and finish work, or try to get some shut-eye?

And with that — I’m mostly done, and no longer focusing well (don’t you dare hint that I wasn’t focusing well to begin with).  It’s time for a bit of sleepy.  Good night!